Essay Quotes

I know I'm super behind on my blog, please forgive me!  Hopefully these quotes from essays I read during term tests will make you smile and laugh.  I'm working on my blog about my vacation and some other stuff.  Anyway, here's what the kids have to say:

These students had to write about where they would want to travel and why.

"So many knives, dishes in the Seoul museum...There was sad history, happy history, a lot of history in Seoul!"

"In lunch, maybe I want to eat Franch food like hamburger and cola."  (Can't you just picture the French rolling their eyes at that one??)

"I visit New York with my friends but I think USA is very dangerous because USA people has a gun."

"I like France food.  Stake food is very important."

These students had to write about their families.

"Me and father is every day running because very fast pleople."

"My sister is 6 years old.  She is very not got.  She is cut the my book.  And hit the my legoe.  Oh-my-god.  She is very very not good."

"My brother is emaciated because he has the puberty." (My personal favorite!  This was the only sentence the boy wrote about his brother.)

"I see tree and birds, father see river, mother see air, my big sister see grass."

"Dad is very cool. I want pencil my dad buy and give me and I am happy."

"My family is very funny and scary.  You be careful my family whuwouw." (Should we be worried??)

These students had to write about whether the should have a 4 day or 5 day school week.

"But if school should only be four days a week, I will love government and school."

"History class is very fun and interested.  I like history class forever!"

"History is see a past world."

"And when parents know their son or dauther is not study hard, they want to emigrate the school."

"I go to university is the worst the elementary school."

And a few kids had to write about their rooms.  This is the only one I have for that category:

"My room has 1 fish.  The fish is very cute.  Last night my brother kill fish.  My fish is very sad."